The hooligans and hoydens we once were, now feeling somehow at home in the world. Blazing and whatnot.

1 Feb 2009

things

1. i have never ever played monopoly before.
2. for 4 years now i have not stopped loving smashing pumpkins, kings of leon or metric.
3. i genuinely believe i am in love with pharrell williams.
4. i've been vegetarian for a year & a half now & i will be forever.
5. ever since i cut my hair short it has caused me eternal dilemmas. it's also harder to maintain/make look good than long hair.
6. when i had long hair i once went 6 months without brushing it & nooone even noticed.
7. the first term of my first year of uni was one of the worst times in my life, but sticking with it was one of my best decisions.
8. i'm always always cold & am completely unable to warm up without the aid of blankets, duvets or intense sunlight.
9. i didn't drink for the first 30 days of january 2009 & am really happy about that.
10. i got horrendously drunk the following 2 nights with 3 hours of sleep.
11. my worst drunk moment was when i was 17 & threw up over my friend's feet, got carried into my home by her dad & woke up with my parents looking over me having stayed up the whole night to make sure i didn't choke on sick in my sleep. it was horrendous.
12. i've actually only thrown up 4 times from drinking alcohol. one of these times was on the eurotunnel.
13. i'm actually a mega geek & always put loads of effort into work. unfortunately i'm also really lazy so i leave everything till the last minute then stress like crazy.
14. i really really miss the gloucester on a thursday night.
15. one of my all time favourite films is the lost boys, i really fancy kiefer sutherland as a vampire.
16. i also believe jason lee is a complete hottie, mallrats is proof of this.
17. my favourite foods are hoummus, sundried tomatoes, marinated artichokes, stuffed vine leaves, cucumber, vegetable soup, mushrooms & baked beans.
18. i have eaten a huge plate of mushrooms for dinner on numerous occassions.
19. i don't get how you spell hoummus. hummus. hoummous. hummous?
20. i'm really anal about good spelling & grammar though.
21. i always stay up ridiculously late for no good reason being completely unproductive.
22. this pane of glass in my bedroom window has been broken & boarded up for nearly 4 months now, i don't think the landlord's ever actually going to fix it.
23. i own the best leopard print chair you have ever seen.
24. i hate everything about people blowing raspberries it makes me cringe & feel really weird, kind of in a nails on the blackboard way.
25. i think i look a bit like a chipmunk, my face is really round.
26. i honestly hate about 80% of my looks & obsess about my insecurities on a daily basis.
27. i have been to reading festival 3 years in a row but the thought of camping always makes me want to die.
28. i hate hate hate smoking.
29. i don't care if other people do it though, just not anywhere near my lungs.
30. i really like getting drunk in maddy's bed watching summer heights high.
31. watching all of the extras for summer heights high was our best idea ever & made me laugh so much i couldn't breathe.
32. maddy's bed gives me m.e., if i owned one like it i'd never get out of it.
32. saying that, in winter i spend about 70% of my time in my bed. & pyjamas.
33. i got 100% in my psychology a level exams & then my shit teachers took all the credit for it when i actually revised by making my own notes for the entire course & barely sleeping for about 2 weeks.
34. i miss bunking on friday afternoons with laura to go to hempstead valley, especially the time when we ended up on a quiz show & won insane tshirts.
35. i miss my cat every day i'm in brighton & when i go to my parents' house in kent i just spend days with him on my bed just watching tv.
36. i can't stand my mum's puppy, she is the most annoying thing i've ever come across in my life.
37. the phrases 'bone me rotten', 'bone him reduced to clear', 'bone him to tatterz' & 'bone him till his dick rips off' are high on my list of favourites. patented by me, maddy & annie.
38. red bull makes me feel ill.
39. i've never had a blood test & am too scared to ever have one. hence one of the many many reasons why i don't ever want to be pregnant. (others include i hate children, think having children ages you & makes you poor, have an extremely low pain threshold, the idea of something growing inside me & making me fat & ill makes me feel a bit sick blahblahblah)
40. people always find the above attitude really shocking.
41. i'm literally blind without contact lenses.
42. i hate swimming in the sea because i get really creeped out when i feel seaweed, even walking on it makes me go weird.
43. flying ant season causes me panic attacks if i'm outside.
44. i can seem like such a massive idiot a lot of the time but generally i hope people think i'm a nice person.
45. i need to go to bed.

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