so i've been working loads with hilarious results. got propositioned by 18 year old pikey with a black eye, & had to PRETEND TO LIKE A PITBULL DOG to avoid rape from equally vile pikey who used the phrase 'you & me darlin, we could've had something'. ha. keep getting bought so many drinks at work, considering boob job as it would probably do wonders for my tips jar. drank till 6am with jess & co, remember nothing except snog marry avoid (im jodie marsh), falling over etc.etc. standard.
oh & i overheard some horrendous pike ask someone 'where ya from sausage!?' SAUSAGE! what a brilliant term of endearment, deffo adding that to my vocabulary.
work again tomorrow then A DAY OFF AN ACTUAL REAL DAY OFF. i might go to my bar on that day off.
life is so so good!!
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