the beautiful man I have been lusting over is gay. homosexual. not straight. basically he will never be in love with me as i have been dreaming about for the past er, week & a half? longevity is not the point. the point is i DEFINITELY could have possibly been in love & now it's over before it even began (& trust me it would have been beautiful)
thus i have come to this conclusion. every boy i like is either:
unattainable (famous, too goodlooking, made up in my head), unavailable (so many RELATIONSHIPS ruining my life these days) or now apparently uninterested (gay. but also just in general not attracted to me for like a million other reasons i can't be bothered to list or i'll just get depressed)
i have no options other than crying into a bucket of vegan? ice cream then going out & adopting 60 cats & giving them names like alfredo & princess fluffy the second, paying for sex (i'm not being serious) or sitting in my pyjamas with my housemates drinking till we pass out early for uni tomorrow in despair. obviously the latter is what i'll be going with then..
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