oh lordy

i am sitting in felix the cat pyjamas in a blanket eating an orange ice lolly with a tubigrip on my arm. i broke myself last night, too much dark rum turned me into a crazy bitch. my karma for being an idiot is that i slipped over, two feet in the air, cut up my hand and landed on my arm which i'm pretty sure is definitely strained. well done me. things that are hard to do so far; get out of chairs, pour smoothies into cups, hold said cups for drinking purposes, open tins of soup.

plus side i woke up still drunk and spent a good hour singing every musical song ever with annie whilst dancing (lying down). it was beautiful and i think our neighbours now idolise us. kerry is staying here too which is awesome, fun forever etc.

new plans in life : THINK ABOUT HOW MY ACTIONS AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE. ALWAYS. & befriend tinie tempah.

oh my lolly just all came off the stick into my mouth it's so COLD.