have nothing to do other than pretend i have a vegetarian boyfriend & wash my underwear so...

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
- my middle name is my nan's name because we're born on the same day, imagine that.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
- literally cried a river drunk after new hero a few week's back because of some little hypocrite twatbag who is, unfortunately for me, also very sexy & funny & clever. LIFE.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
- s'alright.

4. How many brothers and sisters do you have?
- zero.

5. What is your favorite book?
- invisible monsters, chuck palahniuk. forever, ever.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
- yeah i'm alright really.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
- mmmm hmmm.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
- yep.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
- there is no shitting way on this earth anyone would ever get me to bungee jump, fuck right off.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
- muesli or porridge with fruit, mmm. when do i ever eat breakfast though really?

11. What is your favorite candy bar?
- nah.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
- not in the slightest. did punch a big scary punk with dreadlocks in the face outside tap once. true story.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
- NO. used to be mint choc chip but i'm vegan now aren't i? swedish glace is alright.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
- sanity.

15. What is your favorite kind of music?
- loads. faves are interpol, metric, the smashing pumpkins, N*E*R*D, most things featuring pharrell, jeff buckley, lupe fiasco, lil wayne, the kills, giant drag, chow chow, aaliyah & death from above 1979. mmmmmmm.

16. What is your favorite song?
- that's all i ask - jeff buckley. face drop - sean kingston. gravel pit - wu-tang clan. lovecats - the cure. most N*E*R*D songs. oh i dunno. this is long, music is good isn't it?


17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
- right now can't say, will sound too lame lololol.

16. What do you want to be when you grow up?
- i still haven't decided.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
- i'm wearing neither of these things.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
- lemonade ice lolly.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
- girls.

22. How many kids do you want when you get married?
- vomit. these kinds of questions.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
- light rain on concrete. nice smelling boys.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
- taxi peoplez.

25. What place would you like to visit?
- thailand, japan, all over america, italy, more of france, berlin. the world.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
- apparently football.

27. Do you like to play a musical instrument?
- i need to be taught the drums again.

28. EYE COLOR?
- hazel. one's more green, one's more brown and it looks really weird in photos.

29. Do you wear contacts?
- yep. absolutely blind mate.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
- veggie sushi (kaiso seaweed salad, yes please!) i really like broccoli too. and mushrooms. in tomato sauce..

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
- neither.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
- toy story 3d!!

33. What is your favorite school subject?
- well i did my degree in english lit and film studies so...

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
- it depends on my mood. summer i suppose, but sometimes winter can be very lovely.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
- both. at once. from my imaginary vegetarian boyfriend.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
- grapes.

37. Who is someone you admire?
- my parents, chuck palahniuk.

38. Diamonds or pearls?
- nah.

39. What kind of car do you drive?
- driving terrifies me too much to ever own a car.

40. Favorite Clothing Store:
- oh i don't know. ebay's more fun.

41. When is your birthday?
- 24 feb.

42. Are you a morning or night person?
- night, but i do love early mornings if i have something fun to do. & i hate wasting the day/feeling lazy. sleep gets in the way really.

43. What is something you are looking forward to?
- going to australia in a month's time!

44. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
- palahniuk - lullaby.

45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
- hollyoaks makes me want to stab myself in the eyes.

46. FAVORITE SOUND?
- music. those people with really soothing kind of radio voices that sound like they're stroking your ear through the airwaves with cashmere or some shit.

47. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
- the beatles.

48. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
- nyc! <3!!

49. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
- self-sabotage.

50. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
- chatham, kent. lovely.

FUNZOS. where's my veggie boyfy? life is better when you imagine it all, i swear.