superpowers

i'd really really like to be able to control the weather. this week has been loverrrllly and i've been either a) in the library b) working or c) trying to sleep with an intense amount of sunshine coming through my window and making me burn up. right now i just want it to be dark, like really really mega dark and cool and maybe even raining a bit. i'm tired and just want to watch gossip girl and come dine with me in the dark sprawled out on the sofa bed in the living room eating hummus and pitta. is that too much to ask?
apparently because the sun is coming through the window so much i feel like i'm in a greenhouse, both my laptop and tv screen are so shiny i can't watch anything without seeing my hideous drank too much cider face & it's making me feel a bit sicky. i also want to go to the shop to buy food but i cant in this sunshine because it will make my ugliness even more apparent and i can't be bothered to shower. if i could make it dark and cold i would have none of these problems.
fuck you weather, you suck.